I'm sorry but the best I can do is this:
The vines refuse to be tamed, it's driving me insane and I need to go and have a nap and dream about lawnmowers.
Also the fonts are not "mine", but I'll still take the compliment because I'm like that.
Also Also the quote is "Natura, artis magistra" the a is blended with the g.
It means "Nature, the true artist".
Or something like that...