Star Trek Online

There’s a “five-year mission” joke to be made here, but I’ll let it go.

In the meantime, fans of Star Trek Online can celebrate the game’s half-decade anniversary from Jan. 29 to Feb. 26 with a bunch of new content, including a new storyline featuring the voices of Star Trek cast members.

Garrett Wang (Harry Kim) and Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) will lend their voice talents to the anniversary event that adds a new Romulan story arc, new secondary deflector items, and updates to the bridge officer training system.

Now, if they can only stop Q from putting exploding candles on the birthday cake…


  1. How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
    light bulb?

    A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the
    Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones
    to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices
    that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can’t
    see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
    stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a
    light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red
    shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are
    promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party
    is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
    approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
    Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as
    a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs
    they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the
    planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted,
    and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

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