What Scarlet Blade’s new trailer lacks in dialog it certainly makes up for in gymnastic female fits of twirling and tatas. Granted the trailer was doing a fairly decent job of showing me its apparently wide range of character classes with matching gameplay showcasing unique attributes of each. I found some of the class names pretty cliche like “The Whipper” whose matching catch phrase “This is Going to Sting” had me feeling like I should be watching the video in private browsing mode. Never mind the fact the character’s armor was literally two fabric strips with jester bells at the ends. The characters are apparently genetically engineered females and are of course the only ones capable of saving Earth from invasion.